SYDNEY: In other news, terrorist organisation ISIS has claimed responsibility for the blockbuster disappointment blockbuster, Suicide Squad.
Lackluster reviews have sent nerds into a spin with many becoming disenfranchised with comic book adaption films altogether.
A spokesperson for the group said to media yesterday that director David Ayer was paid-off to make DC Comics fan-infidels to [sic] “loose all hope in the comic-text publishing house”, as well as send a message to the wider community that Marvel, in particular The Incredible Hulk but not Iron Man, is tops.
ISIS involvement explains the movie’s horrific third act and disappointing after-credits scene.
David Ayre was unavailable for comment.