ISIS claims responsibility for Suicide Squad

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SYDNEY: In other news, terrorist organisation ISIS has claimed responsibility for the blockbuster disappointment blockbuster, Suicide Squad.

Lackluster reviews have sent nerds into a spin with many becomingĀ  disenfranchised with comic book adaption films altogether.

A spokesperson for the group said to media yesterday thatĀ  director David Ayer was paid-off to make DC Comics fan-infidels to [sic] “loose all hope in the comic-text publishing house”, as well as send a message to the wider community that Marvel, in particular The Incredible Hulk but not Iron Man, is tops.

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ISIS involvement explains the movie’s horrific third act and disappointing after-credits scene.

David Ayre was unavailable for comment.

 

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